User Ulysses is feeling crazy at Troy

The next half begins one morning with the Trojans noticing the Trojan Horse near the coast, over the top of the walls of Troy and the bleachers where the Achaeans had camped out totally empty! Believing that the Achaeans have chickened out and fled, quick as a flash they run out to bring the horse into Troy. They ignore Cassandra’s warning of “Keep your wits about you. The Achaeans are in the belly of the horse, as well” and Laokoon’s greatest hit, “I fear the Greeks, even when bearing gifts”. And so, they bring the horse into Troy and when they have fallen asleep, the Achaeans burst out of the Trojan Horse, along with the rest of the fellows from Tenedos and beat the piss out of all the Trojans! Menelaos gets Helen back, and Ulysses gets the glory and the starring role in the sequel…